10,172 HILARIOUS JOKES FOR A GOOD LAUGH
Q. What does a woman's asshole do when she is having an orgasm?A. He is usually home with the kids!
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don't BECOME husbands!
What is a hamburger's favourite story?Hansel and Gristle!
Did you hear about the dumb father who returned from lunch and saw a sign on his door, "Back in 30 minutes," so he sat down to wait for himself?
What does a Gorilla attorney study?The Law of the jungle!
Why did the vampire go to hospital?He wanted his ghoulstones removed.
Knock KnockWho's there !Bones !Bones who ?Bones upon a time... !
Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer? She fell in the sink!
Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?A: They don't want to wear out the camel.
Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat yelled: "Mick! I lost me finger!" "Have you now?" says Mick. "And how did you do it?" "I just touched this big spinning thing here like thi... Darn! There goes another one!"