10,172 HILARIOUS JOKES FOR A GOOD LAUGH
What's a frogs favourite flower ? A croakus !
Did you hear the joke about the skunk?Never mind, it stinks!
Q: What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."
How can you spell too much with two letters?XS (excess).
What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.
Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid? He was totally bow-gus!
Knock KnockWho's there !Beirut !Beirut who ?Beirut force !
Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents?Teacher: But your parents don't have a comuter.Pupil: Exactly!
Q:What should Iraq get for its air defense system?A:A refund.
I hate paying my income tax.You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile? I'd like to but they insist on money