10,172 HILARIOUS JOKES FOR A GOOD LAUGH

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium? He got atomic ache.

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Q: What did one math book say to the other?A: Man I got a lot of problems!

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What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?One goes quick on her beautiful legs, the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

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When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for the ash heap of history, I knew he was ademagogue.When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was an evilempire, I knew he was a dangerous kook.When that fool Reagan said that we could end the Cold War byescalating the arms race, I knew the odds favored nuclearannihilation.When the Soviet Union went broke, dissolved, and repudiatedits past, I knew it was all Gorbachev's genius, and that fool Reaganhad nothing to do with it.Because if that fool Reagan was right all along......what kind of fool am I?

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"I guess I didn't get my birthday wish." "How do you know?" "You're still here!"

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Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to thedoctor, "Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me thefirst time and always asks me to repeat things." "Well," the doctorreplied, "go home and tonight stand about 15 feet from her and saysomething to her. If she doesn't reply move about 5 feet close and say itagain. Keep doing this so that we'll get an idea about the severity of herdeafness".Sure enough, the husband goes home and does exactly as instructed. Hestarts off about 15 feet from his wife in the kitchen as she is choppingsome vegetables and says, "Honey, what's for dinner?" He hears no response.He moves about 5 feet closer and asks again. No reply. He moves 5 feetcloser. Still no reply. He gets fed up and moves right behind her, aboutan inch away, and asks again, "Honey, what's for dinner?"She replies, "For the fourth time, vegetable stew!"

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Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine European car. She took an old friend for a drive, but after only half a mile the car broke down. Both women got out and opened up the front of the car. "Oh. Maud," said her friend, "you've lost your engine!" "Never mind, dear," said auntie. "I've got a spare one in the trunk."

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Where does the Internet football team play?Webley.

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"What do you do?" a young man asked the beautiful girl he was dancing with. "I'm a nurse." "I wish I could be ill and let you nurse me," he whispered in her ear. "That would be miraculous. I work on the maternity ward."

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