10,172 HILARIOUS JOKES FOR A GOOD LAUGH

Q: What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?A: 9.81 m/s2

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How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

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What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead?Unsightly facial hare!

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Knock KnockWho's there !Alexander !Alexander who ?Alexander friend are coming over !

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Q: Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog? (hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem)A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

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What is an elephants favourite film ?Elephantasia

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When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs? Only when they snap at something!

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What kind of phone makes music?A saxophone.

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Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

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What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl?It's PAN-demonium!

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