Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City? To see who shot his "paw."

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?It slipped a disk.

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.

Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door.Yours, Sherlock HolmesWatson: So why do you want a yellow door Holmes?Lemon-entry my dear watson.

Where do religious school children practice sports?In the prayground!

What do you call a clever monster? Frank Einstein.

A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a study which indicated that men use about 10,000 words per day, whereas women use 20,000 words per day. His wife thought about this for a while. She then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say. Her husband looked stunned. He said "What?"

A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work. When confronted by his boss the man explained:"You can't park anywhere near this place!"

Q: What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98? A: 3 years

A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register he saw a display of caps with "WWJD"printed on all of them. He was puzzled over what the letterscould mean, but couldn't figure it out, so he asked the clerk.The clerk replied that the letters stood for "What Would JesusDo", and was meant to inspire people to not make rashdecisions, but rather to imagine what Jesus would do in thesame situation.The man thought a moment and then replied, "Well, I'm damnsure Jesus wouldn't pay $17.95 for one of these caps."