What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph? A witch in a high speed train.

The World of Vegetables by Artie Choak

When fish play football, who is the captain?The team's kipper!

Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?A: They don't want to wear out the camel.

Waiter, there is a frog in my soup !Don't worry sir there isn't enough there to drown him !

Yo mama so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?One, but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles. "My dear woman," lawyer replied, "Ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that easy question."

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ?Gravi-tea !

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Power Ranger Barbie ...with karate-chop action; complete with the ridiculous outfit