10,172 HILARIOUS JOKES FOR A GOOD LAUGH
Q: What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?A: 9.81 m/s2
How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?He wears the cardboard box on his boots.
What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead?Unsightly facial hare!
Knock KnockWho's there !Alexander !Alexander who ?Alexander friend are coming over !
Q: Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog? (hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem)A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.
What is an elephants favourite film ?Elephantasia
When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs? Only when they snap at something!
What kind of phone makes music?A saxophone.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl?It's PAN-demonium!