What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake? "Hey, what's eating you?"

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?They're always switching their tails!

When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones!

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

Knock KnockWho's there !Amelia !Amelia who ?Amelia a package last week - did you get it ? !

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ?Robert E Flea !

Q. What do you get when you cross a crookedpolitician with a dishonest lawyer? A. Chelsea Clinton

What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time?How the meaty have fallen!

A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!". She goes inside, lays her money on the counter and says, "I'd like the $99 cruise special, please." The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, then drags her out the back door and downhill to the river, where he pushes her in and sends her floating. A second blonde comes by a few minutes later, sees the sign, goes inside, lays her money on the counter, and asks for the $99 special. She too is tied to an inner tube and sent floating down the river. Drifting into stronger current, she eventually catches up with the first blonde. They float side by side for a while before the first blonde asks, "Do they serve refreshments on this cruise? The second blonde replies, " They didn't last year."