What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? Bell-bottoms!

One day there was a family driving in the car to Michigan to visit their relatives. They were looking for the street they had to turn on to get to their relatives house. They accedently turned on the wrong street so they had to pull in a driveway and turn around. When they pulled into the driveway the girl asked her mother "Why dont these people have electricity?" Very confused the mother said, "Wut are u talking about?" The girl quickly replied, "Well, the sign back there said NO OUTLET!"

Q:What should Iraq get for its air defense system?A:A refund.

Hello, police? Please send an officer over to 324 London Road right away! Sorry, this isn't the police station. It's the Delicatessen. Oh. Well, in that case, please send over a pastrami sandwich!

Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. ' Sis,' he said, 'I wish you'd sing Christmas carols.''That's nice of you, Alfie,' she replied. 'Why ?''Then I'd only have to hear you once a year !'

What's a dog favourite hobby ?Collecting fleas !

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !

Q: What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross? - A: A first-aid kit!

Ang galing mo siguro sa puzzles. (Bakit?) Kasi umaga pa lang nabuo mo na araw ko.

Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead.