10,172 HILARIOUS JOKES FOR A GOOD LAUGH
What driver doesn't have a license?A screw driver.
How many ducks would there be, if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks, two ducks between two ducks, and two ducks behind two ducks? Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.
When Mike got arrested, they told him, "Anything you say will be held against you."Mike said, "Claudia Schiffer's breasts."
What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head? An Easter bunnet!
What's long, green and goes hith ? A snake with a lisp !
There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ?Santa pause !
Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers?A: Because he is a meat eater!
Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet! Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket?Professor Yes, but I thought it was mine!
Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ?About an hour and a half after I arrived at school