10,172 HILARIOUS JOKES FOR A GOOD LAUGH

Heard the one about the three blondes that went ice fishing and didn't catch anything?By the time they cut a hole big enough for the boat to fit in it was time to go home.

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Why do elephants eat raw food ?Because they don't know how to cook !

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Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

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Sikreto ka ba? Kasi hindi kita kayang ipagkatiwala sa iba.


What TV station do bees watch ?Bee bee c one!

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Did you hear about the boy who was known as Fog ?He was dense and wet !

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Where's Spiderman's home page?On the world wide web.

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Q. Why did the belt go to jail?A. Because he held up a pair of pants!

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What is another way to describe a cat ?A heat seeking missile !

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How I Crossed the Desert by Rhoda Camul

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