10,172 HILARIOUS JOKES FOR A GOOD LAUGH

Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible!What sister?

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Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?Cats can't drive !

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Father: Well Son, how are your exam results ?Son: They're under waterFather: What do you mean ?Son: Below "C" level !

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A warrant officer was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The warrant officer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want." Again the warrant officer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The warrant officer said, "Look I'm an warrant officer. I dont have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."

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How can you tell elephants love to travel ?They are always packing their trunk !

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What did the dog say to the pig?You are just a bore.

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A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast."You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work.By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone."What took you so long to answer?""I was in bed.""What were you doing in bed this late?""Getting a second opinion."

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"Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?"" My right hand."" Amazing!Most people have to use the on/off switch."

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where does saddam hussein keep his c.d collection?In Iraq (a rack)

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Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.

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