Snake Jokes And Funny Stories

What do snakes have on their bath towels ? Hiss and Hers !

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What's a snakes favourite dance ? The mamba !

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Why are snakes hard to fool ? They have no legs to pull !

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What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ? Stop crying and viper your nose !

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What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?Chimney Cricket !

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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ? Poison by Christian Dior !

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What's long, green and goes hith ? A snake with a lisp !

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Why did the viper, viper nose ? Because the adder, adder hankerchief !

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Q: What do you call a snake that informs the police ?

A: A grass snake !

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What did the snake say when another asked him the time ? Don't asp me !

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