Snake Jokes And Funny Stories

What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ? He died in agony !

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What did the snake say to the cornered rat ? Hiss is the end of the line for you !

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What snakes are good at sums ? Adders !

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What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ? Sleep in the wardrobe !

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What's long, green and goes hith ? A snake with a lisp !

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What's a snake's favourite food ? Hiss Cakes !

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What's a snakes favourite TV program ? Monty Python!

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Why are snakes hard to fool ? They have no legs to pull !

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What subject are snakes good at school ? Hiss-tory !

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ? A boa constructor !

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