Snake Jokes And Funny Stories
What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ? He died in agony !
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What do snakes have on their bath towels ? Hiss and Hers !
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Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ? Because he had his own scales !
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What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ? Thanks, I'll just have a sliver !
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Why did the python do national service ? He was coiled up !
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What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell? Addercadabra and abradacobra.
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What is another word for a python ? A mega-bite !
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What did the snake say to the cornered rat ? Hiss is the end of the line for you !
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What's a snakes favourite TV program ? Monty Python!
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What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ? A viper !
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