Snake Jokes And Funny Stories
What's a snakes favourite dance ? The mamba !
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Q: What kind of snake is good at math?A: An adder.
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What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet? Wait until he's finished.
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Why did the viper want to become a python? He got the coiling.
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What's a snakes favourite dance ? Snake, rattle & roll !
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What's long, green and goes hith ? A snake with a lisp !
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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ? Snakes and Larders !sna
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What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ? A snake charmer !
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What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ? A snake in the brass !
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Did you hear about the stupid snake? He lost his skin.
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