Snake Jokes And Funny Stories

What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ? He died in agony !

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What do snakes have on their bath towels ? Hiss and Hers !

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Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ? Because he had his own scales !

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What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ? Thanks, I'll just have a sliver !

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Why did the python do national service ? He was coiled up !

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What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell? Addercadabra and abradacobra.

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What is another word for a python ? A mega-bite !

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What did the snake say to the cornered rat ? Hiss is the end of the line for you !

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What's a snakes favourite TV program ? Monty Python!

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What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ? A viper !

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