Weather Jokes And Funny Stories

If you are standing in the main street of Amsterdam, and can't see the clock tower of the Central Railway Station, that means it is raining. If you can see the clock tower, that means it is about to rain.

Q:What did the tornado say to the car? A:('You wanna go for a spin?')

How do rain drops marry?-They coalesce

You're hiking around on Hampsted Heath (a park near London) at the end of a long sunny day. You run across (separately) the ghosts of Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Baden Powell, and Sir Edmund Hillary, who all give you directions to the nearest tube stop. Whom don't you believe? Your story teller, for there is no such thing as a completely sunny day in England.

Why is it so wet in Great Britain?Because of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) there.

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?-They crack up

What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm?'Come and look at the rain, dear.'

What did the hail storm say to the roof?-Hang onto your shingles, this will be no ordinary sprinkles

Why were the vets and pounds mad?It was raining cats and dogs

Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team will be called "Humidity" so that fans in Florida will be able to say, "It's not the Heat that's so bad, it's the Humidity."