Weather Jokes And Funny Stories

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?-To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

How to predict weather in Seattle: If you can see Mt Ranier, it's going to rain. If not, it already is.

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?-Hurricanes with cataracts

A weather intern walks into a bar and asks for a Cold Draft. Suddenly the bar door swings open and gusty cool air fills up the bar. After drinking his Draft things seem to get back to normal. The guy then orders a Thunderclap on ice. Suddenly the roof gets pelted with hail stones and an intense lightning flash and thunderous explosion rock the bar. After drinking his Thunderclap things seem to once again get back to normal. Feeling rather good at this point he asks for a third drink- ordering a Tornado on the rocks. This time the bar is not only pelted with even larger hail stones but ferocious winds rip the door off its hinges, shake the bar violently and break every window. Feeling extra good and cocky at this point he then orders an extra large and extra strong Hurricane. The bartender after this request looks up at the guy perplexed and says, "Sorry fella, we have no Hurricanes in Kansas".

Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation?Bill: I just went outside and there it was!

It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.

What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up?-Fog

How do rain drops marry?-They coalesce

Why did the tornado get arrested?-For speeding, theft, vandalism, assault and murder

A tornado walks into a bar and orders a Hurricane. The bartender asks why he is ordering a Hurricane when he is a tornado. The tornado responds with, "I am a hurricane induced tornado".