Car And Train Jokes And Funny Stories
What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad? One trains the mind, the other minds the train.
What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?Carpet !
A Roadway driver is driving east on Route 66 he sees a truck driving west and the CB crackles to life . "Hey Roadway driver whos the two biggest poofs in America?" comes from the CB.The Roadway driver replies . "I don't know" .The other trucker says " You and your brother ".Well the Roadway driver gets all annoyed but the other driver tells him "Its just a joke - tell it to the next truck you see."Well the Roadway driver drives for about an hour an finally sees another truck .he gets on the CB and says " Hey other truck do you know who the two biggest poofs in the world are?"The other trucker says " I don't know who?"The roadway driver replies " Me and my brother"
What song does a car radio play?A cartoon (car, tune).
Why is an old car like a baby playing?Because it goes with a rattle.
Policeman: Are you going to a fire?Motorist: No, I'm trying to prevent one. That's what my boss said would happen if I were late again.
What is the best thing to take when you're run over?The number of the car that hit you.
What is an autobiography? The life story of an automobile.
How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car? Tired.
Who drives away all of his customers?A taxicab driver.