Bird Jokes And Funny Stories

What's the definition of Polystyrene?A plastic parrot!

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Why is it easy for chicks to talk ? Because talk is cheep !

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What's the definition of a Parapet?Pet parrot kept by parachutist!

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Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?He wanted to lay it on the line !

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Q: What is a crowbar?A: A place were crows go to get a drink!

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What do you call a Scottish parrot ? A Macaw !

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What do Scottish owls sing? Owld Lang Syne.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ? A brick-layer !

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What goes 'peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang' ? A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?Dead.

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