Bird Jokes And Funny Stories

Bird Joke #728

How many ducks would there be, if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks, two ducks between two ducks, and two ducks behind two ducks? Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

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Bird Joke #3245

How do you get a parrot to talk properly ? Send him to polytechnic !

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Bird Joke #3304

Two owls were playing pool. One said, "Two hits." The other replied, "Two hits to who?"

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Bird Joke #3310

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls (bagels, get it?).

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Bird Joke #3284

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"? Short John Silver!

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Bird Joke #3190

What is the definition of Robin ? A bird who steals !

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Bird Joke #3217

What happened when the chicken ate cement ?She laid a sidewalk !

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Bird Joke #3185

Which bird ran for President?H. Ross Parrot

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Bird Joke #3151

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?"You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

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Bird Joke #3303

What did the scornful owl say? Twit twoo.

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