Bird Jokes And Funny Stories

Bird Joke #729

A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge outside the tenth floor of a skyscraper. The female was there on time, but the male arrived an hour late. "Where were you? I was worried sick.""It was such nice day, I decided to walk."

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Bird Joke #3214

Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?It wanted to get to the other site !

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Bird Joke #3306

What do you get if you cross a giant, hairy monster with a penguin? I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

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Bird Joke #3300

What do confused owls say? Too-whit-to-why?

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Bird Joke #3227

How do you identify a bald eagle?All his feathers are combed over to one side.

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Bird Joke #3299

What does an educated owl say?Whom.

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Bird Joke #3167

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ? A bird that talks in morse code !

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Bird Joke #3284

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"? Short John Silver!

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Bird Joke #3292

Why do ducks have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !

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Bird Joke #3228

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken? A pecking order.

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