Easter Jokes And Funny Stories

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He does lots of bare-obics.

Where do Easter bunnies dance? At the basketball.

Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!

What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana!

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter? One to three for breaking and entering.

What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket? The Easter Barney!

"Why are you studying your Easter candy?""I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!

Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?" Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy." Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise." Boy 2: "It will if it's your big brother's candy!"