Easter Jokes And Funny Stories

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry? Because it's always on a sundae!

Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?" Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy." Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise." Boy 2: "It will if it's your big brother's candy!"

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport? Basket-ball, of course!

A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why? The baby chick was a little cheeper!

Does the Easter Bunny like baseball? Oh, yes. He's a rabbit fan!

What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing?The e-aster bunny.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? An Easter basket case!

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?" "Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket?He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!

What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket? The Easter Barney!