Christmas Jokes And Funny Stories

What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes?No-eyed-deer!

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Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?Your teeth !

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What do you get hanging from Father Christmas' roof?Tired arms!

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What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!

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Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.Now thats what you call pot luck !

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What's the most popular wine at Christmas?"I don't like sprouts!"

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Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?Santa Jaws !

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What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold.

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Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

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What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !

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