Christmas Jokes And Funny Stories

What's fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels?Father Christmas on roller skates!

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !

Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn't get wet! Why not?Because it wasn't raining!

One time Father Christmas lost his underpants.That's how he got the name Saint Knickerless!

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It's Christmas, Eve !

Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ?Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?Fancy a bite ?

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?Beacause a little water ends both of them !

What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.

Doctor, Doctor I'm scared of Father ChristmasDoctor: You're suffering from Claus-trophobia.