Dinosaur Jokes And Funny Stories
Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?A: Ptera Don
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Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?To get in his nest.
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Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
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Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust!
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Why do dinosaurs climb trees?There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.
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Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
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Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? A: What a lavaly day!
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Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus.
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What's red on the outside and green on the inside?A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.
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Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?They can't hide behind billboards.
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