Dinosaur Jokes And Funny Stories
Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? A: Down in the mouth!
Q: Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?A: Because she had no guts!
Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust!
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus.
Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur?A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.
Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?To get in his nest.
How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?His tricycle will be parked outside.
How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur?Ask it a question. If he answers, it's a male; if she answers, it's female.
Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?A: Dino-mite.
Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? A: What a lavaly day!