Dinosaur Jokes And Funny Stories
Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust!
Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.
Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?His tricycle will be parked outside.
Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?They can't hide behind billboards.
Q: Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?A: Because she had no guts!
Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?A: Tea Rex?
Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? A: What a lavaly day!
Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?To carry his library card.