Dinosaur Jokes And Funny Stories

Why do dinosaurs wear glasses?To make sure they don't step on other dinosaurs.

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Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers?A: Because he is a meat eater!

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Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?They can't hide behind billboards.

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Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? A: Down in the mouth!

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Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater!

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Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?To carry his library card.

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What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ?Bronto-snore-us !

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Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?A: Rep Tiles

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Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

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Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

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