Dinosaur Jokes And Funny Stories
How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?His tricycle will be parked outside.
Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater!
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ?A dinosnore !
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?A: Rep Tiles
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus.
Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust!
Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur?A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.
Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?To carry his library card.
How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur?Ask it a question. If he answers, it's a male; if she answers, it's female.