Dirty Joke #4888
Three Friends an Italian a German and a Greek they decided to bet it's other100 euros who is going to make their wives scream more from sex.So they all go home to have sex with their wives so they make them scream.The next day the meet.The Italian says, "I made love to my wife for 2 hours and she was screaming for at least 1 1/2 hours."The German says, "That's nothing, I start licking mywife for two hours and she was screaming the whole time and half hour after that."The Greek says, " That's nothing, I made love to my wife for ten minutes,I came a couple times I wiped my Dick in the curtain and she still screaming."
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