Yo Momma Jokes And Funny Stories
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
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Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
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Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
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Yo Mama so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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UR MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT JEALOUS.
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Yo mama so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
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your momma so stupid she got locked in a groceiry store and starved.
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Yo mama is so fat...that she broke a branch in herfamily tree!
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YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
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