Yo Momma Jokes And Funny Stories
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
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Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.
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Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
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Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
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Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
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Yo mamma's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.
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Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
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yo mama is so fat you could use her bellybutton as a wishing well...
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Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized atSea world. (Lionheartyz)
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Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
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