Witch Jokes And Funny Stories
Why do witches have stiff joints ?They get broomatism !
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What happened to the naughty little witch at school? She was ex-spelled.
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Witch l: "How do you manage to stay in shape?" Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."
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What did the witch say to the ugly toad? I'd put a curse on you - but somebody beat me to it!
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What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director? Steven Spellberg!
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What goes cackle, cackle, boom? A witch in a minefield.
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What happened to the witch with an upside down nose? Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.
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What did the young witch say to her mother?Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?
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What does a witch enjoy cooking most?Gnomelettes.
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What has handles and flies? A witch in a garbage can.
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