Witch Jokes And Funny Stories
What is the witches motto ?We came, we saw, we conjured !
What happened to the naughty little witch at school? She was ex-spelled.
Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet vulture on sawdust?The vulture laid ten eggs and when they hatched, nine chicks had wooden legs and the tenth was a woodpecker.
What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?Ivy.
Is it good to drink witch's brew?Yes, it's very newt tricious!
What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ?She calls the flying squad !
What happens if you see twin witches? You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.
Did you hear about the TV show with FBI agents and witches?It's called The Hex-Files.
Q: What kind of witch goes to the beach?A: Sandwitch
Why was the student witch so bad at essays? Because she couldn't spell properly.