Waiter Jokes And Funny Stories

Waiter, Waiter there's a fly in my ice-cream !Gee I did not know that they had started winter sports so early in the year !

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Diner: What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

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A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat."Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?""What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"

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Patron: This bread is stale.Waiter: It wasn't last week.

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Customer: I thought the meals here were supposed to be like mother used to make.Waiter: They are. She couldn't cook either.

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Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !Yes sir, thats the manager, the last customer was a witch doctor !

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Customer: How come the Board of Health hasn't come in and closed you up?Waiter: They're afraid to eat here.

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Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in my turtle soup.Waiter: How about that! The turtle and the hare finally got together.

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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one.

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Customer: Waiter, this food is repeating on me.Waiter: Good, we love repeat business.

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