Waiter Jokes And Funny Stories

Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup?Waiter: I gave you too much. It should be wading.

Customer: Why don't you eat here, waiter?Waiter: Serving it is bad enough, I don't want to compound the felony.

Patron: This bread is stale.Waiter: It wasn't last week.

Waiter, waiter, this lobster's only got one claw. It must have been in a fight, sir. Then bring me the winner.

Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup !Don't worry sir, they don't eat much !

Customer: This fish isn't as good as what I ordered here last month.Waiter: That's funny. It's from the same fish.

Patron: Waiter, why is there a spider in my glass?Waiter: It scares away the flies.

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies? Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup? .

Waiter: I'm sorry to keep you waiting. Your soup will be ready soon.Customer: What bait are you using?

Diner: What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.