Waiter Jokes And Funny Stories

Waiter: I'm sorry to keep you waiting. Your soup will be ready soon.Customer: What bait are you using?

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Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.

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Waiter, waiter, do you have frog's legs?Certainly, Sir!Well hop over here and get me a sandwich!

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Patron: Hey, there's a fly in my soup!Waiter: Why are you complaining? Isn't it cooked?

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Customer: Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?Waiter: We can dream, can't we?

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CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler? WAITER: Sure, spray him with a hose.

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And how did you find your steak sir?Well, quite accidentally. I moved this tomato slice and there it was

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Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle.

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"Waiter, waiter,there's a hand in my soup." "That's not your soup, sir, that's your finger bowl."

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Waiter, waiter! There's a wasp in my dessert. So that's where they go to in the winter.

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