Waiter Jokes And Funny Stories

Waiter, Waiter there's a fly in my ice-cream !Gee I did not know that they had started winter sports so early in the year !

Waiter, there is a frog in my soup !Don't worry sir there isn't enough there to drown him !

"Waiter ! Have you got frogs' legs ? " "No, sir, I always walk this way"

Customer: That crust on the apple pie was too tough.Waiter: That wasn't the crust, that was the pie plate.

Diner: May I please have a glass of water?Waiter: Why, are you thirsty?Diner: No, I want to see if my neck leaks.

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.

Waiter, there is a maggot in my soup !Don't worry sir, he won't last long in there !

Patron: Didn't you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe?Waiter: Yes, and that's why they are the late heads of Europe.

Waiter, my lunch is talking to me !Well you did ask for a tongue sandwich !

Waiter, is there soup on the menu ?No, madam I wiped it off !