Vampire Jokes And Funny Stories
How does a vampire clean his house? With a victim cleaner.
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What is Dracula's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
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Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite? Vein-illa.
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One vampire to the other : " Let's go and have a drink.I know a cosy little mortuary just round the corner"!
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Why did Dracula miss lunch? Because he didn't fancy the stake.
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Did you hear about the vampire in Camelot? He was a bite of the Round Table!
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What type of people do vampires like? Type O positive people.
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What do vampire footballers have at half-time?Blood oranges.
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What is the first thing that vampires learn at school? The alphabat.
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Did you hear about the vampire who joined an orchestra? He stood on the roof and conducted lightning.
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