Vampire Jokes And Funny Stories

What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone? A fangster.

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Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin? Because his life is at stake.

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Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

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Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian? He's looking for a crypt writer.

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Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes? They looked both ways before they crossed.

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What is a vampire's favourite soup ?Scream of mushroom !

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Why is it tough to compete against a vampire? Because they're always out for blood!

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What is the best way to talk to a vampire?By long distance.

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Who plays center forward for the vampire football team? The ghoulscorer.

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What's pink, lives in a sty and drinks blood? A hampire.

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