Time Jokes And Funny Stories
'I hope you're not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock,' said the principal to a new boy.'No, Sir. I've got a digital watch that bleeps at three-fifteen.'
How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!
What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands? A pocket watch.
Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?Because time was always running out.
What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?Time to get it fixed.
What dog can tell the time ?A watch dog !
Customer: I'd like a watch that tells time.Clerk: Don't you have a watch that tells time?Customer: No, you have to look at it.
Why do people beat their clocks?To kill time.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to get a new car.
What are your two favourite times to party? Daytime and night-time!