Time Jokes And Funny Stories
When do clocks die?When their time is up.
What time is it when you sit on a pin? Spring time.
Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?Because England was discovered before the USA !
Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock ?Because she felt like killing time.
Julie: What time is it?Counsellor: Three o'clock.Julie: Oh,no!Counsellor: What's the matter?Julie: I've been asking the time all day. And everybody gives me a different answer!
What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?Time to get it fixed.
That boy is so dirty, the only time he washes his ears is when he eats watermelon.
A man with one watch knows what time it is.A man with two watches is never sure.
Does killing time damage eternity?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?Because time will tell.