Telephone Jokes And Funny Stories
Kelso met Hensley on the street. "Hey!" said Kelso, "how come I never hear from you? Why don't you call me on the telephone?" "You ain't got no tellyphone!" said Hensley. "I know," said Kelso. "But you do!"
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a telephone. Doctor: Why's that? I keep getting calls in the night.
What animals talk on the telephone the most? The yakety-yaks!
Party Host: Hello? Phone Caller: I'm trying to reach a Ms. Nidiot. Her first name is Ima. Could you please ask if anybody at your party knows her? Party Host: I'd be glad to. Please hold on. (shouts) Excuse me, but does anybody know Ima Nidiot?
What kind of music do phones love to hear? A symphony
Caller: My goodness, Operator! Your nose is so stuffed up, I can't understand you. You should really take something for that cold. Operator: Good idea. I'll take the rest of the day off!
Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off? Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!
How does a baritone make phone calls? Song distance!
If you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors, what do you get?Snippy answers.
Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance! Operator: Okay. You're an ambulance!