Teeth Jokes And Funny Stories

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe? A long necked toothbrush.

What did the vampire call his false teeth? A new fangled device.

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese.

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

Why didn't the monster use toothpaste? Because he said his teeth weren't loose.

Beatrice Lillie (Lady Peel) was once accosted by a haughty old dowager who scrutinized her through her lorgnettes. "What lovely pearls, dear Beatrice," she maliciously remarked. "Are they real?" Yes, nodded Lady Peel. "Of course," the dowager declared, "you can always tell real pearls by biting them. May I try?" "Gladly," Lady Peel replied. "But remember, Duchess, you can't tell real pearls with false teeth."

What's the best thing to put into a pizza? Your teeth.

What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards? He ate himself!

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?Tooth (truth) or Consequences.