Teeth Jokes And Funny Stories
Why is 4,840 square yards like a bad tooth ?Because it is an acre.
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What did the vampire call his false teeth? A new fangled device.
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What did the tooth say to the dentist?"Fill 'er up!"
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Why does a vampire clean his teeth three times a day? To prevent bat breath.
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What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?Dental floss !
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Why didn't the monster use toothpaste? Because he said his teeth weren't loose.
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Why is a toothless dog like a tree?It has more bark than bite.
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How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?Smack a monster.
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Fan: I've always admired you. Are your teeth your own? Actor: Whose do you think they are?
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What helps keep your teeth together?Toothpaste.
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