Sport Jokes And Funny Stories
A true story, according to the LA Times.....Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz asked forward Jeff Wilkins, "Is your bad play due to ignorance or apathy?"Wilkins replied, "I don't know and I don't care!"
Why are football grounds odd?Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!
Where do football directors go when they are fed up ?The bored room !
Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding ?They got jellygated !
How does a physicist exercise?By pumping ion!
What did the bumble bee striker say ?Hive scored !
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?Because education pays off in the long run!
What's the chilliest ground in the premiership ?Cold Trafford !
Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear ?Because he liked sole music !