Sport Jokes And Funny Stories

What is a goal keepers favourite snack ?Beans on post !

Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet ?Player: I finished it in three days !

Why didn't the dog want to play football ?It was a boxer !

Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. "So, how did you do son?" he asked."You'll never believe it!" Billy said. "I was responsible for the winning run!""Really? How'd you do that?" "I dropped the ball."

Golfer: "Caddy, do you think my game is improving?"Caddy: "Oh yes, sir! You miss the ball much closer than you used to."

What stories are told by basketball players ?Tall stories !

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?Because he liked sole music!

What does a footballer and a magician have in common ?Both do hat tricks !

What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas?Ince pies!

A true story, according to the LA Times.....Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz asked forward Jeff Wilkins, "Is your bad play due to ignorance or apathy?"Wilkins replied, "I don't know and I don't care!"