Sport Jokes And Funny Stories

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ?Webley stadium !

Why did the goal post get angry?Because the bar was rattled!

Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?"Caddy: "Eventually."

What part of a football pitch smells nicest?The scenter spot!

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?He was the skipper !

The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out "Charlton are good enough to win the European Cup." Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"

Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball."I was the James Bond type of player," he told his friends. "I had all sorts of tricks to confuse the opposition.""Batted .007," his wife added.

Where do football directors go when they are fed up ?The bored room !

Ref:I'm sending you off Player: What for ?Ref: The rest of the match !

Why did the goal post get angry ?Because the bar was rattled !