Spelling Jokes And Funny Stories

Spell extra wise in two letters.YY (2 y's)

Spell "pound" in two letters.Lb.

Teacher: R-O-X does spell rocks?Pupil: What does it spell then !

What question must always be answered, "Yes"?"What does Y-E-S spell?"

How do you spell wrong? R?o?n?g. That's wrong. That's what you asked for, isn't it?

Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me.Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for me.

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?U and I.

Can you spell a composition with two letters?SA (essay).

"I gotta 'A' in spelling," Tony told his father. "You dope!" he replied. "There isn't any 'A' in 'spelling'!"

Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones. "Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?" "Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"