Space Jokes And Funny Stories

Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but they left after a few minutes ?You see, it had no atmosphere !

Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the earth. One had to go on a space walk while the other stayed inside. When the space walker tried to get back inside the space ship, he discovered that the cabin door was locked, so he knocked. There was no answer. He knocked again, louder this time. There was still no answer. Finally he hammered at the door as hard as he could and heard a voice from inside the space ship saying, 'Who's there?'

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm? Take me to your breeder !

I want to be an astronaut when I grow up.What high hopes you have !

What did the astronaut see on his skillet?Unidentified frying (flying) objects.

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? At parking meteors.

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon? Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, "How do you feel?""How would you feel," the astronout replied, "if you were stuck here, on top of 20,000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?"

What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?e-t.

Two aliens landed in the remote countryside and went walking from the flying saucer along a narrow lane. The first thing they saw was a red pillar box. `Take us to your leader,' said the first alien.`Don't waste time talking to him. Can't you see he's only a child?' said the second alien.