Snowman Jokes And Funny Stories

What do Snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.

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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snowman. Doctor: Keep cool !

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How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?You wake up wet !

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What do snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.

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Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman? A: A blonde, because you have to hollow out its head,

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What do snowmen wear on their heads ?Ice caps !

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What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire?Frostbite !

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What does a snowman eat for dinner? Ice-burgers.

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Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia?Because he wanted frozen pop !

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Where does a snowman put his birthday candles? On his birthday flake!

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