Snowman Jokes And Funny Stories

Why was the snowman's dog called Frost? Because Frost bites.

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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snowman. Doctor: Keep cool !

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Where do snowmen put their webpages?On the winternet.

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Where do snowmen go to dance ?Snowballs !

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What do snowmen wear on their heads ?Ice caps !

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How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?You wake up wet !

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Where does a snowman put his birthday candles? On his birthday flake!

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Where do Snowmen go to dance? To snowballs.

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Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman? A: A blonde, because you have to hollow out its head,

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How does a Snowman get to work? By icicle.

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