Rabbit Jokes And Funny Stories
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?A Hot Cross bunny.
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What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home?A search warren!
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What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?Unique up on him
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What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.
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Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
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May I buy half a rabbit?No, we don't split hares!
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny.
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What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
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Did you hear about the rich rabbit?He was a millionhare!
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When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.
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