Rabbit Jokes And Funny Stories
What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny?Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift!
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How is a rabbit like a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.
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When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.
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What kind of cars do rabbits drive?Hop rods.
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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?Look for gray hares.
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May I buy half a rabbit?No, we don't split hares!
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What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.
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What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?A dumb bunny.
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What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?Hot, cross bunnies !
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How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?It was won by a hare!
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