Question Jokes And Funny Stories

If the world is getting smaller, why do postal rates keep going up?

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If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?

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Do vampires get AIDS?

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Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?

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If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

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If all the nations in the world are in the debt, where did all the money go?

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How many weeks are there in a light year?

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What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?

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Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?

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Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?

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