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If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?

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Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

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Does killing time damage eternity?

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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

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Consider one of the most perplexing questions of our time: Where do' solutions go when a candidate gets elected?

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Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?

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Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

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Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mine?

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How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

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