Pig Jokes And Funny Stories

Why did the pig join a muscle-building class? He thought "pumping iron" was a new juice dispenser.

Where do bad pigs go? They get sent to the pen.

Why do pigs love Halloween? There's lots of hogsgobblin.

Why do pigs like February 14th? They get lots of Valenswines.

A city child came running into the farmhouse. "No wonder that mama pig is so big," she yelled. "There's a bunch of little pigs out there blowing her up!"

Is lunch the favorite subject of piglets? No, it's theatre. They love to ham It up and hog all the attention.

Where is the most open green space in New York City? Central Pork

Did you hear about the pig's vacation? They had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park. They dressed up as bears and raided all the garbage cans.

What should you say to a pig on roller skates? Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.