Pig Jokes And Funny Stories
What do pigs do on nice afternoons? They go on pignics.
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What should you say to a pig on roller skates? Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.
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What does a pig use to write his term papers with?Pen and Oink!
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FARMER: Who raided my vegetable patch? PIGLET: Beets me!
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Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for mother's day? What did they do? They threw a sowprize party.
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Sports fad invented by pigs: Mud wrestling.
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Why do pigs never recover from illness ? Because you have to kill them before you cure them !
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When is a pig an ecologist? When he recycles garbage into ham.
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What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon? Sow-r dough bread.
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Name the pig's favorite Shakespeare play. Hamlet.
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