Music Jokes And Funny Stories
Q.How is a heart like a musician?A.They both have a beat :)
Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.
Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.
Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons?A: I don't want the neighbours to think I'm employing corporal punishment, dear.
A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative plaque, only to be distracted by a low scratching noise, as if something was rubbing against a piece of paper.She collars a passing native and asks what the scratching sound is.The local person replies, "Oh, that is Beethoven. He's decomposing."
Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.
Q: Why don't violists play hide and seek?A: Because no one will look for them.
Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?A: When the other tenors notice.
Knock KnockWho's there !Beethoven !Beethoven who ?Beethoven is too hot !