Music Jokes And Funny Stories

Q.How is a heart like a musician?A.They both have a beat :)

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Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.

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Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

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Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

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Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons?A: I don't want the neighbours to think I'm employing corporal punishment, dear.

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A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative plaque, only to be distracted by a low scratching noise, as if something was rubbing against a piece of paper.She collars a passing native and asks what the scratching sound is.The local person replies, "Oh, that is Beethoven. He's decomposing."

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Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.

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Q: Why don't violists play hide and seek?A: Because no one will look for them.

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Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?A: When the other tenors notice.

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Knock KnockWho's there !Beethoven !Beethoven who ?Beethoven is too hot !

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