Movie And Tv Jokes And Funny Stories

One agent stops by another agent's table to tell him the big news: "Elvis just died!" The second agent says nothing, then starts nodding. "Good career move."

What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ?Collie-wood !

Q: How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.

Q: How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Why are you asking me that question? Can't you see I'm busy!

Q: How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.

After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of police and fire trucks surrounding the smoldering remains of his house. Explaining who he was he asks "What happened?" "Well," one of the officer's says, "It seems that your agent came by your house earlier today and while he was here he attacked your wife, assaulted your children, beat your dog and burned your house to the ground." The actor is struck speechless, his jaw hanging open in disbelief... "My agent came to my house?"

Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress?Because she always makes up.

What is an Actor? A man who tries to be everything but himself

Q: How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Uh...standby, I'll check on that.

Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Just one, if he's got a good crew to do it.