Movie And Tv Jokes And Funny Stories

A bit-part actor finally got his first leading role in a major film. In one scene the actor had to jump off a high diving board in to a swimming pool. He climed to the top of the board, looked down and promptly climbed down again.`What's the matter?' asked the director.`I can't jump from that board!' said the actor. `Do you know there's only one foot of water in that pool?''Yes,' said the director. `We don't want you to drown, you know.'

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Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows? Because at last he was in the noose.

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What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?Gnus - readers !

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Q: How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.

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Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

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Q: How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

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Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb A: Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

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Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?

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Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ? To boldly go where no man has been before !

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Q: How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

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