Movie And Tv Jokes And Funny Stories

Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.

What do you call a fight between film actors ?Star wars !

How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done, everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.

Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: What's a light bulb?

Q: How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: November.

Denied membership in an exclusive country club because he was an actor, biblical epic star Victor Mature is reported to have said "Hell, I'm no actor, and I've got thirty movies to prove it!"

Q: How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

Q: How many screenwriters to make "Titanic" a good movie? A: One more than they had.

A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of excitement. "How'd the meeting go?" asks the first guy."It went great," says his buddy. "Tarentino will write and direct for six million, Mel Gibson will star for eight, and we can bring in the whole picture for under fifty million.""Fabulous," says the guy by the pool."There's just one catch," his partner warns."What's the catch?""We have to put up ten thousand in cash".

Fred: I'd love to be an actress. Harry: Break a leg then! Amy: Whatever for? Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.