Movie And Tv Jokes And Funny Stories
One agent stops by another agent's table to tell him the big news: "Elvis just died!" The second agent says nothing, then starts nodding. "Good career move."
Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: What's a light bulb?
What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?Gnus - readers !
What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ?Collie-wood !
Q: How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
Q: How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!
The producer of a low budget film is trying to convince the newly hired director of the quality of the work by telling him the big names they've gotten for the cast. "First of all," he tells him, "We've got Gibson in the lead." The director is surprised, "You got Mel Gibson?" "Well, no," the Producer responds, "we got Marvin Gibson, he's a distant cousin who lives in Queens, but he's very up and coming. And besides, we've also got Redford." "You got Robert Redford?" the director asks. "No, we got Jeremy Redford, but he's very talented and has lots of acting experience from years of dinner theater. But," he says enthusiastically, " we've got Streisand and in a singing role." "Barbara Streisand?" he asks. "No, Elizabeth Streisand." The Producer responds. "But she's got a great voice. AND we've got Goulet." "You got Robert Goulet?" the director asks. "Yeah," the producer replies glumly, "we got Robert Goulet."
Q: How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"
Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of excitement. "How'd the meeting go?" asks the first guy."It went great," says his buddy. "Tarentino will write and direct for six million, Mel Gibson will star for eight, and we can bring in the whole picture for under fifty million.""Fabulous," says the guy by the pool."There's just one catch," his partner warns."What's the catch?""We have to put up ten thousand in cash".