Mouse Jokes And Funny Stories
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !
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Why did the mouse eat a candle ? For some light refreshment!
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What mouse was a Roman emperor ? Julius Cheeser !
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Who is king of all the mice ? Mouse Tse Tung !
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What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ? Mouse code !
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What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ? Cross mouse cards !
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Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose !
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What's the definition of a narrow squeak ? A thin mouse !
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What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !
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What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves ? Stalagmice !
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