Mouse Jokes And Funny Stories
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ? Dirty looks from the mouse !
How do mice celebrate when they move home ? With a mouse warming party !
Why do mice have long tails ? Well, they'd look silly with long hair !
Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got away with minor injuries
What's a mouse's favourite record ? Please cheese me !
What is small, furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster !
One lab mouse to another:I've trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I don't know how, but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell, he gives me a piece of cheese.
What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see ? Three blind mice !
What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ !
How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !