Monster Jokes And Funny Stories

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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What aftershave do monsters wear? Brute.

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How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye?When it comes out in conversation.

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Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp? He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and he wasn't even entered.

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What does the hungry monster get after he's eaten too much ice cream?More ice cream!

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The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didn't like him anyway.

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What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning? Thanks, I needed that.

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What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?- Grandma monster

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What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster?A purple people eater.

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What do you call a monster with a wooden head? Edward.

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