Monster Jokes And Funny Stories

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

What aftershave do monsters wear? Brute.

How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye?When it comes out in conversation.

Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp? He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and he wasn't even entered.

What does the hungry monster get after he's eaten too much ice cream?More ice cream!

The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didn't like him anyway.

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning? Thanks, I needed that.

What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?- Grandma monster

What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster?A purple people eater.

What do you call a monster with a wooden head? Edward.