Money Jokes And Funny Stories

William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ?Mum: What crying man ?William: The one that's crying, 'Ice cream! Ice Cream !'

Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency? A: Question marks.

Martin ended a letter to his dad with this question, 'Is Washington's picture still on the dollar bill?'His Father wrote back, 'Of course it is. Why do you ask?'Martin answered, 'Because it's been so long since I've seen one!'

Where do hogs keep their money?In piggy banks.

What happened when the cat swallowed a coin? There was money in the kitty.

Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. "I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it.""I've spent my last buck," said the deer. "Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent."

What dog has money?A bloodhound, because he is always picking up scents (cents).

Why is the moon like a dollar?It has four quarters.

Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills.

What kind of money do monsters use?Weirdo (weird dough).