Men Jokes And Funny Stories

Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?A. A power failure.

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Men are like coffee.The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.

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Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? A. So they can find their way back to the house.

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How are men like noodles?They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.

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Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wander?A: It's too little to be out alone.

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Men are like remote controls.Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.

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Men are like pillows.Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.

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Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?1. No mind2. No business.

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How are men like carpet tiles?If you lay them properly the first time around, you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

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Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

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