Letter Jokes And Funny Stories

Q: Why did the witch's mail rattle? A: It was a chain letter.

Braxton and Hollis had jobs at a California cotton mill. One morning the foreman came along and found Braxton reading a letter to his coworker. "Hey," cried the foreman, "what kind a horseplay you two guys up to?" "Hollis got a letter from his girlfriend," explained Braxton, "but he can't read; so Ah'm readin' the letter for him." "How come you got the cotton in your ears?" "Hollis don't want me to hear what his girlfriend writ to him!"

What letters are not in the alphabet? The ones in the mail, of course!

Where do you put letters to boys?In a mail (male) box.

Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?MT (empty) .

What did the envelope say to the stamp?"Stick with me and we'll go places."

What word grows smaller when you add two letters to it?Add "er" to short and it becomes shorter.

Why do postmen carry letters?Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.

Why do people leave letters at the football ground ?They want to catch the last goal-post !

Josh sent a letter to his folks. He told about a ten-mile hike he had taken.His father wrote back saying, 'In my day I thought nothing of walking ten miles.'Josh wrote back, 'To tell the truth, I didn't think much of it either.