Letter Jokes And Funny Stories
Last night I wrote myself a letter. But I forgot to sign it and now I don't know who it's from.
What do you call a Welshman who writes lots of letters ?Pen Gwyn !
Have you ever seen a duchess? Yes - it's the same as an English "s"
Which two letters are rotten for your teeth? D K
What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers? Fang mail.
What letters are not in the alphabet? The ones in the mail, of course!
Braxton and Hollis had jobs at a California cotton mill. One morning the foreman came along and found Braxton reading a letter to his coworker. "Hey," cried the foreman, "what kind a horseplay you two guys up to?" "Hollis got a letter from his girlfriend," explained Braxton, "but he can't read; so Ah'm readin' the letter for him." "How come you got the cotton in your ears?" "Hollis don't want me to hear what his girlfriend writ to him!"
1st vampire: How things? 2nd vampire: Terrible! Today I received a letter saying I'm overdrawn by 50 pints at the blood bank.
What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?Stone.
Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with "I." Fred: I is . . . Teacher: No, Fred. You must always say "I am." Fred: Oh, right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.