King Kong Jokes And Funny Stories
How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
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What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!
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Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.
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If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because he's a beef-eater.
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What is big hairy and can fly ?King Kongcorde !
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What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!
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What business is King Kong in? Monkey business.
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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie? A messy cage.
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Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world? King Pong.
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What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything? King Kong's shadow.
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