King Kong Jokes And Funny Stories

What business is King Kong in? Monkey business.

What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything? King Kong's shadow.

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ?A lid !

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just don't monkey with him.

What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?He found time-consuming.

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend? A flat mate.

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?With a monkey wrench.

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!

Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.