Internet Jokes And Funny Stories

What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing?The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?To bone up on his schoolwork.

Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach?No, you should do it on a computer.

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?May the force e-with you.

Have you seen www.apathy.com?No, and quite honestly I can't be bothered.

You're a big Internet fan aren't you?Yes - it's becoming a habit!

Where is Pinocchio's website?On the splinternet.

What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?Anything you like, they're not listening to you anyway.

What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?The Site-anic.

Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet!Well, you do look a site