Internet Jokes And Funny Stories

What did you think of our website?A little bit tacky.

I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like.How do you do that?I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!

I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind.Let's hope your new one works better then the one you had before.

What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?The Site-anic.

Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet?Click Whittington

Have you seen www.amnesia.com?Sorry, I just can't remember.

Have you seen www.needleinahaystack.com?Yes, but it took ages to find.

Where is Pinocchio's website?On the splinternet.

What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?Spotted click

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?To bone up on his schoolwork.