Internet Jokes And Funny Stories
Do you like web jokes?Yes - they're e-larious!
Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?Andrew Lloyd Webber.
Who writes all his plays on the Internet?Will-e. Shakespeare.
Did you know pillows have their own website?Really? Well you could knock me down with a feather!
Have you seen www.boomerang .com?Yes, I return to it again and again.
Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?Because they can't stop saving their work.
Have you seen www.apathy.com?No, and quite honestly I can't be bothered.
Does your mum like shopping on the Internet?
No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?Pupil: To keep vampires off the InternetTeacher: But there aren't any vampires on the InternetPupil: See? It works, doesn't it?
Have you seen www.quasimodo.com?I'm not sure, but certainly rings a bell.