Insects Jokes And Funny Stories

Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man. One said to the other, "You bite him ? I'm driving."

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What did the bee say to the naughty bee ?Bee-hive yourself !

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How do fireflies start a race? Ready, steady, glow!

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What do bees chew ?Bumble gum !

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What is the biggest ant in the world ?An elephant !

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A mother moth was telling her baby moth off saying, "If you don't eat all your cotton, you won't get any satin."

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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?To improve his bite !

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What insect lives on nothing? A moth, because it eats holes.

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What's a bee-line ?The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !

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Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?Because they're wrigleys !

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