Insects Jokes And Funny Stories
Which fly captured the ladybird? The dragon-fly.
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How many bees do you need in a bee choir ?A humdred !
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What do you call a scruffy, lazy ant? Decadant.
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What did the bee say to the naughty bee ?Bee-hive yourself !
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What's a glow worms favourite song ?Wake me up before you glow glow !
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What does the bee Santa Claus say ?Ho hum hum !
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What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !
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What kind of bugs bother sporting dogs? Ath-fleats!
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What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?Light ale !
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What are spiders webs good for ?Spiders !
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