Insects Jokes And Funny Stories
Why do bees buzz ?Because they can't whistle !
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What did the spider say to the bee ?Your honey or your life !
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What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it !
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What did the confused bee say ?To bee or not to bee !
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What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?Light ale !
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What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ?Where in earth have you been !
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What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?Turns over a new leaf !
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Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ?Because they kept droning on and on !
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What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?It became a daddy short legs !
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What do you call an ant with frog's legs? An antphibian.
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