Insects Jokes And Funny Stories

Q: What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? - A: Should we walk home or take a dog?

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What are the cleverest bees ?Spelling bees !

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One woodworm met another. "How's life?" she asked. "Oh, same as usual," he replied, "boring."

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What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

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Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ?Because they kept droning on and on !

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What do you call a big irish spider ?Paddy long legs !

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What lives in gum trees ?Stick insects !

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How do you start an insect race ?One, two, flea - go

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How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ?it has a blue light !

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What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?Bugs Bunny !

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