Insects Jokes And Funny Stories

Why are mosquitos religious ?They prey on you !

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What has four wheels and flies ?A rubbish bin !

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What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

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What does a bee get at McDonalds ?A humburger !

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What insect lives on nothing ?A moth, because it eats holes

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What is a bee's favourite classical music composer ?Bee-thoven !

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Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ?"Why are we running so fast ?" said oneBecause it says "Tear along the dotted line"

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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?To improve his bite !

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What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?Very big worm holes in your garden !

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Why are spiders good swimmers ?They have webbed feet !

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