Humor Jokes And Funny Stories

Q: How many circus performers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four: One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go! A: Four. One to change the bulb and three to sing, Ta da!

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?The police made him bring it back again.

Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common? A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.

On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question: 'What is the best part of the camp?'One wise guy answered, 'Going home!'

A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A week later he went in for his first fitting. He put on the suit and he looked stunning, he felt that in this suit he can do business. As he was preening himself in front of the mirror he reached down to put his hands in the pockets and to his surprise he noticed that there were no pockets. He mentioned this to the tailor who asked him, "Didn't you tell me you were a banker?" The young man answered, "Yes, I did." To this the tailor said, "Who ever heard of a banker with his hands in his own pockets?"

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

Dawn was breaking over the camp grounds. Tony and Steve were lying in their tent.'That was a terrible thunder and lightening storm last night,' Tony announced.Steve turned to him and said, 'Why didn't you wake me up? You know I can't sleep during a storm!'

So the bus driver said to the string, "Are you a string?" and the string said, "No, I'm afraid not". (A frayed knot).

Did you hear about the ghoul's favorite hotel? It had running rot and mould in every room.

What's blue and sings alone? - Dan Ackroyd.