Horse Jokes And Funny Stories
Why did the horse miss the joust?He had the knight off!
What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?An Appaloosa!
Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?Because it's covered with horsehide!
Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?Horse: Sure!Girl: What do you call it?Horse: Same as you do. Mare!
What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?Grow old!
What is a horses favourite TV show? Neeeebours
What is a jockey's motto?Put your money where your mount is!
How do you go about hiring a horse?Try two pairs of stilts!
A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says," Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning." The starting gate opens, the horses take-off, they move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep on the track. He kicks the horse and asks, "WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING. The horse, half asleep says, "I have to get up at three in the morning."
Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?He was always standing up on the job!