Horse Jokes And Funny Stories

You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all.Well neither can a fence!

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Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude?He always said "Neigh"

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Did you hear about the aristocratic horse?He was the last of his race!

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What do you call a horse that's been all around the world?A globe-trotter!

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Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses?Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!

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Why is a racehorse like a letter?They both begin a trip at the post!

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Did you hear about the overweight man who took up horse riding as exercise?The horse lost 15 pounds in a week!

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Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse?It got angry and bit at the champ!

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You said it was a great horse and it is.It took twenty other horses to beat him!

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What is a horses favourite TV show? Neeeebours

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