History Jokes And Funny Stories

Do you know the 20th President of the United States ? No, we were never introduced !

Teacher: "What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?" Student: "Baseballs." Teacher: "Baseballs?" Student: "Yeah, they were Cleveland Indians!"

When did Caesar reign ?I didn't know he reigned.Of course he did, didn't they hail him ?

What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans ?Speaking Latin !

Q: Why did Arthur have a round table ?

A: So no one could corner him !

What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving? He gave tanks.

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?He wanted Mark Antony !

Woman: Why are you begging for a quarter?Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

What was Camelot ?A place where people parked their camels !

What was King Arthur's favourite game ?Knights and crosses !