History Jokes And Funny Stories

What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?Giddy up horsey !

How did you do in your tests ?I did what George Washington did !What was that ?Went down in history !

Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday.Well he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus like everyone else !

Woman: Why are you begging for a quarter?Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?Sat down !

"You know an ancestor of mine came over on the Mayflower." "Really? Which rat was he?"

Who invented King Arthur's round table ?Sir Circumference !

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?The registration of the car that ran him over !

What famous chiropodist ruled England ?William the Corn-cutter!

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?With their eyes shut !