Halloween Jokes And Funny Stories

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The cat ate her.

Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts? Because it was Hulaween!

Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?They're used to people 'goblin' them!

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there's lots of school spirit!

What do witches eat at Halloween? Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devil's food cake and Boo-berry pie.

How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party? Hallowieners!

Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?"Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scarier!"

What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?An amoeboo!

A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head.'Are you here as a ghost ?' asked his friends'No, I'm an undercover agent".