Hair And Bald Jokes And Funny Stories

Why do bald-headed men never use keys?Because they've lost their locks.

Customer: Couldn't you see I was going bald?Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me.

Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?

A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair."I'm goin' to buy a green tie to wear for the parade," he said. "I'll be back in a few minutes."When the boy's haircut was completed and the man still hadn't returned, the barber said, "Looks like your daddy's forgotten all about you." "That wasn't my daddy," said the boy. "He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, 'Come on, son, we're gonna get a free haircut!'"

After accepting an invitation to dance with a rather prematurely balding man a young woman wants to lighten the mood and says, "Honey, God was good to you, gave you a handsome face and room for another one."

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

What do you call a high-priced barber shop?A clip joint.

A guy walks in to the Barbershop. Barber says, "What will it be today?" Guy says, "well I want it going with my waves on top, faded on one side, plug the other, and just make it all out of shape and messed up." Barber says, "Now why in the world do you want your hair cut like that."Guy says, "That's how you cut it last time"

What side of a monster has more hair ?The outside !

Teacher: I see you don't cut your hair any longer. Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter.