Gorilla Jokes And Funny Stories

How does a Gorilla become another animal?When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!

Why do Apes like tall buildings?They want to climb the heights of the business world!

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?Ape Suzettes!

Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years?Hairy Truman!

Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush?The Naked Ape!

Which author do the Gorillas love most?Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas?As little as possible, dummy!

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

Which song title makes an Ape heartsick?Gorilla My Dreams!

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?The Apey-cees!