Gorilla Jokes And Funny Stories

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?His prime-mate!

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What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?Anything it wants!

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Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?The bear hug!

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How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

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Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

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What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper?Listen, hotshots, don't monkey around with me!

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What political party entices most Gorillas?The Treepublican Party!

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What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?A banana split!

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How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?She was the beast of the show!

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Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years?Hairy Truman!

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