Gorilla Jokes And Funny Stories
Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright?Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'
Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head?A. He thought he was a gorilla. (griller)!
When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree, where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!
What's hairy and flies through the air?Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!
Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ?A: Because it was dead.
If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great Lakes, what will it become?Wet!
What's black, brown and white, black, brown and white, brown and white, etc.?A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!
Why do Apes like tall buildings?They want to climb the heights of the business world!
Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!
If George Raft's wife gave birth to twin Gorillas, would they be the Apes of Raft?