Gorilla Jokes And Funny Stories

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ?A: Because it was dead.

How does a Gorilla become another animal?When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!

Why do Apes like tall buildings?They want to climb the heights of the business world!

Q. Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race? A. Because all his friends shout, "GO-RILLA!"

What political party entices most Gorillas?The Treepublican Party!

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

Why did the girl Gorilla, engaged to the invisible man, call off the wedding?Because in the last analysis she just couldn't see it!

How did Gertie Gorilla make the 'Playboy' Calendar?She was 'Miss Ape-ril!'

How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!