Ghost Jokes And Funny Stories

Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship? The skeleton crew.

Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to fly? He was pleased to be back on terror-firma.

What is a ghost's favorite Wild West town?Tombstone.

What do young ghosts write their homework in? Exorcise books.

What happened to the ghost who went to a party? He had a wail of a time.

A butler came running into his important master's office. "Sir, sir, there's a ghost in the corridor. What shall I do with him?" Without looking up from his work the master said, "Tell him I can't see him."

Which day of the week do ghosts like best? Moandays.

Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another? A: By scareplane.

Which ghost ate too much porridge? Ghouldilocks.

When do ghosts play tricks on each other? On April Ghoul's Day