Ghost Jokes And Funny Stories

What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?A booquet of flowers.

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When do ghosts play tricks on each other? On April Ghoul's Day

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What sort of violin does a ghost play? A dreadivarius.

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One night, after closing time a barman is sitting at his bar minding his own buisiness, when a spectral hound floats in through the door. The barman, being an exceptionally cool kind of guy, asks "yeah, what do you want?". The phantom hound explains, in a haunting voice "I've lost my tail...... and cannot rest until a kindly barman stitches it back-on". At this request the barman stands back astonished and says to the phantom dog..... "Sorry, but we don't re-tail spirits at this time of night".

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Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another? A: By scareplane.

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What do ghosts like about riding horses? Ghoulloping.

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Why were the ghosts wet and tired? They had just dread-ged the lake.

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Why are haunted houses so noisy in April? That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

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Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to fly? He was pleased to be back on terror-firma.

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What is the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?They fasten their sheet (seat) belts.

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