Ghost Jokes And Funny Stories
How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat? You use a spirit level.
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Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard? He was the Chief In-Spectre.
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What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?A booquet of flowers.
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Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to fly? He was pleased to be back on terror-firma.
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What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall? The nightmayor.
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What are pupils at ghost schools called? Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.
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What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping? Lazy bones.
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How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?He gets pale as a sheet.
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Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another? A: By scareplane.
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Did you hear about the sick ghost? He had oooooo-ping cough.
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