Ghost Jokes And Funny Stories
A man was staying in a big old house and in the middle of the night he met a ghost. The ghost said, "I have been walking these corridors for 300 years." The man said, "in that case, can you tell me the way to the toilet?"
A butler came running into his important master's office. "Sir, sir, there's a ghost in the corridor. What shall I do with him?" Without looking up from his work the master said, "Tell him I can't see him."
Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard? He was the Chief In-Spectre.
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost? Spook when you're spooken to.
What are pupils at ghost schools called? Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.
Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated into my room!Ghost: Don't worry, ma'am, I'm just passing through.
What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips? Snacks that go crunch in the night.
Why is a ghost like an empty house? Because there's no body there!
What Central American country has the most spooks? Ghosta Rica!
What happened to the ghost who went to a party? He had a wail of a time.