Frog Jokes And Funny Stories
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ? A frog with hiccups !
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What do you call a rich frog? A gold-blooded reptile.
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What do toads drink ? Croaka-cola !
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What kind of shoes to frogs like ? Open toad sandals !
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What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ? Hoppalong Cassidy !
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Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He had his own frog-horn.
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What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ? Star Warts !
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Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ? A hot frog !
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What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ? He bowled long hops !
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Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ? They always want to play leap frog with him
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