Food Jokes And Funny Stories

Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.

What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"He's a real fun guy [fungi]."

Don't eat the cookies so fast they'll keep. I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite !

Have you got any broken biscuits? Yes, I have. Well, you shouldn't be so clumsy!

Why can't you make bread like my mother? I would if you could make dough like your father!

What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake? "Hey, what's eating you?"

When Lee ate raw onions for a week what did he become? Lone Lee.

What do you call an egg from outer space?An unidentified flying omelet!

How does a witch make scrambled eggs? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

I'd say he was spineless. Yes, about as spineless as cooked spaghetti.