Firefighter Jokes And Funny Stories
There was a huge fire at a big city soda factory. The city company was losing ground and the owner wasfrantic. He told the fire department that he needed a secret formula in the safe that was in the center of theblaze, and he would give 10,000 dollars to the department that got the formula. An hour later no ground wasgained and a mutual aid call was put out. When 12 departments couldn't subdue the blaze the owner saw thishe raised the reward to 100,000 dollars. Suddenly a small town department drove their truck right into the fireand emerged 10 minutes later with the formula. When asked what they would do with the money one said,"Get them damn brakes fixed we figure."
Why do firemen wear red suspenders?To keep their pants up.
Q: Did you know that the three wise men were firemen?A: It says they came from afir (a fire, a far).
Q.How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead? A. The remote control slips from his hand.
Three firefighters went out on a hunting trip. There was a rookie, a captain, and a chief. The weather wasmisrable and they hadn't seen any deer all day. They came across an old shack where they went inside to playa game of poker. After loosing a couple of hands, the rookie threw down his cards and said "that does it! I amgoing out to get me a deer." Fifteen minutes later, the rookie came back with a nice four point buck. Thecaptain and chief asked, "how did you get that?" The rookie replied, "I walked out fifty feet, followed sometracks and shot this buck". The captain then said, "I've had enough of this I am going to get my deer." Hecame back a half hour later with a 6-point buck. The chief asked, "how did you get that?" The captain replied,"I walked out a hundred feet, followed some tracks and shot this buck." The chief not wanting to be out donesaid "I am out of here, I am g oing to bag the biggest buck of the day." He came back an hour later, all mangledup and bloody. The rookie and captain asked, "what happened to you?" The chief replied, "I walked out therefive hundred feet, followed some tracks, and got hit by a train."
All of the firefighters at my station are quick. They're even "fast" asleep!
Q.What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus ? A. FireWeb .... of course!
Q. What does CHAOS stand for?A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.
When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate theproper way to operate an extinguisher. "Pull the pin like a hand grenade," he explained, "then depress the triggerto release the foam." Later an employee was selected to extinguish a controlled fire in the parking lot. In her nervousness, she forgotto pull the pin. The instructor hinted, "Like a hand grenade, remember?" In a burst of confidence she pulled the pin -- and hurled the extinguisher at the blaze.
During a big fire downtown the firemen were having a bit of trouble. A woman was stuck on the fourth floor with her baby. The fire fighters instructed her to toss the child out the window, under which they had placed a net, but the mother refused. Things looked grim until a tall, well-built black man burst through the crowd and shouted to the women. He said that he was a professional football player and that he could catch the baby safely. After a few minutes more of reassurances by the man, the mother finally let the child drop.The football player made a breathtaking catch, and everybody cheered. At that moment the man suddenly raised the child high in the air, spiked it on the ground and yelled, "TOUCHDOWN!!"