Face Jokes And Funny Stories

"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."

First Witch: I like your toad. He always has such a nice expression on his face. Second Witch: It's because he's a hoptimist.

Why is your face all scratched ?My girlfriend said it with flowers.How romantic.Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen.

Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!

Boy monster: You've got a face like a million dollars !Girl monster: Have I really ?Boy monster: Yes - it's green and wrinkly !

My teacher's got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.

Boy: You've got a face like a million dollars. Girl: Have I really? Boy: Yes ? it's green and wrinkly.

Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream. "What's that for?" she asked. "To make me beautiful," came the reply. Louise then watched in silence as she wiped her face clean. "Doesn't work, does it?" was her comment.

Why is your nose in the middle of your face?Because it is the scenter (centre).