Face Jokes And Funny Stories

Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Don't worry, I don't expect anyone will notice.

My teacher's got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.

Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast.Henry: If you're so smart, what did I have?Counselor: Eggs.Henry: Wrong. I had eggs yesterday!

A little boy came running into the kitchen. "Dad, dad," he said, "there's a monster at the door with a really ugly face.""Tell him you've already got one," said his father.

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

Fred: You have the face of a saint. Jill: Really? Which one? Fred: A Saint Bernard.

Boy monster: You've got a face like a million dollars !Girl monster: Have I really ?Boy monster: Yes - it's green and wrinkly !

A woman just back from Arizona was telling her friends about the trip. "When my husband first saw the Grand Canyon, his face dropped a mile," she said."Why, was he disappointed with the view?""No, he fell over the edge."

Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle?Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face, yes.

I don't know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt.