Face Jokes And Funny Stories

My teacher's got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.

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You can read his mind in his face. Yes, it's usually a complete blank.

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A little boy came running into the kitchen. "Dad, dad," he said, "there's a monster at the door with a really ugly face.""Tell him you've already got one," said his father.

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Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle?Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face, yes.

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Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen. "if I ever stop hating girls," said one to the other, "I think I'll stop hating her first."

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Why is your face all scratched ?My girlfriend said it with flowers.How romantic.Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

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How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?I forgot to wet the soap.

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Boy: You've got a face like a million dollars. Girl: Have I really? Boy: Yes ? it's green and wrinkly.

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Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

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Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast.Henry: If you're so smart, what did I have?Counselor: Eggs.Henry: Wrong. I had eggs yesterday!

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