Ethnic Jokes And Funny Stories
Why don't Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
Q: What's the capital of Afghanistan? A: KABOOM!!
An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food. The concierge tells him he's in luck; there's a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza. Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza. The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably. He asks the delivery man, ''What the heck did you put on this pizza?'' The delivery man bows deeply and says, ''We put on the pizza what you ordered, pepper only.''
Q: Two men drive into a car wash. Which one is the Irishman? A: The one on the motorbike.
O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg. "Please, God," he implored, "let it be blood!"
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!
An Irishman joined the American Air Force and was making his first parachute jump. The instructor said, "When you jump out of the plane, shout Geronimo and pull the ripcord." When the Irishman woke up in hospital a few days later the first thing he said was, "What was the name of that Indian again?"
where does saddam hussein keep his c.d collection?In Iraq (a rack)
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who married an Amish woman?A: He drove her buggy.
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who thought his wife was trying to kill him?A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Polish Remover".