Ethnic Jokes And Funny Stories
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
Q: How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Twelve. Four to form a Parliamentary study committee to decide how to solve the problem, one Francophone to complain that I didn't translate this joke into French, one Native Canadian to protest that the interests of Native Canadians have been overlooked, one woman from the National Action Committee On the Status Of Women to say that women have been underrepresented in the process, one to go over the border to the Niagara Falls Factory Outlet Mall and buy a new bulb and not pay duty on it on the way back, one to actually screw it in, one to collect taxes on the whole procedure so the government can afford it, one to buy a case of Molson for everybody to drink, and one to drop the puck.
Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the sunny forecast wrong?-The Aggie drove through a car wash
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.
Q: How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?A: Throw in a bar of soap.
Q: Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog? (hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem)A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who thought his wife was trying to kill him?A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Polish Remover".
A White man explaining to a Mexican man says that there are three words the Mexican needs to know in order to be all right in the city: The White man says these words are: green, pink, and yellow. Then the White man says ''Now tell me a sentence using all three words.'' The Mexican says ''I hear de telephona ah greena greena, I pink up de phona and say ah yellow?"