Ethnic Jokes And Funny Stories

A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. "Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them." "That's the same with us," the American said, "only we see stars, too."

Q: How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? A: That's a military secret.

Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.

Q: Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?A: So they know where to stop shaving.

Q: How do you sink an Irish submarine?A: Knock on the hatch.

Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.

What is the most common educational degree in New Mexico?Kindergarten dropout.

Q: What's the motto of the Polish Solidarity Union?A: Every man for himself.

Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongshave a new baby. The nurse brings them over a lovely,healthy, bouncy, definitely Caucasian white baby boy!"Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents."What will you name the baby"?The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says,"Well, two Wong's don't make a white, so I think wewill name him Sum Ting Wong!

Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train. A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which they'd never seen before. Each bought one.The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel, he looked across to his friend and said, "I wouldn't eat that if I were you." "Why not?" "I took one bite and went blind for half a minute."