Email Jokes And Funny Stories

How do whales type e-mails?With their fish fingers.

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I've lost my dog!Have you tried putting a message on the Internet?Don't be silly, my dog never reads e-mails!

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How do footballers send messages?By referee-mail.

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What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?Yours tin-sincerely.

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How do writers send e-mail?On the Inkernet.

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How do skunks like their e-mails?Scent.

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What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?To e or not to e, that is the question.

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Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?She was always using fowl language.

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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?Because it was on old croc.

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Why don't you stamp e-mails?Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

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