Email Jokes And Funny Stories

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

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How do Indian chiefs send messages?By teepee-mail!

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How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?By Spaghett-e-mail!

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How do skunks like their e-mails?Scent.

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How do long distance runners send e-mail?On the sprin-ternet.

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Why don't you stamp e-mails?Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

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What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?Beast wishes.

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How do mountainers send messages?By ski-mail.

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How do dolphins send messages?By sea-mail.

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Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents?Teacher: But your parents don't have a comuter.Pupil: Exactly!

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