Email Jokes And Funny Stories

I've lost my dog!Have you tried putting a message on the Internet?Don't be silly, my dog never reads e-mails!

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?Beast wishes.

How do athletes send e-mails?On the Inter-sweat.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?Because the lime was engaged.

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

How do mountainers send messages?By ski-mail.

Why don't vikings send e-mails?They prefer to use Norse code.

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying, 'What's up, Doc? What's up, Doc?'Check for bugs in your system.

Do you send e-mails on your home computer?What's the point? I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat.

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.