Elephant Jokes And Funny Stories

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?An elephant with hiccups !

Why are elephants wiser than chickens ?Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?An elephant disguised as a banana !

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?Because of all the cheetahs !

My elephants got no trunk ?How does it smell ?Terrible !

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?So he could hide in the cherry tree !

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?An elephant's shadow !

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?Russell !