Elephant Jokes And Funny Stories
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?Take away it's credit cards !
What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !
Why are elephants wiser than chickens ?Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!
Why do elephants have trunks ?Because they've no pockets to put things in !
Q: What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?
A: It's ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !
Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.
What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?Anything you want as he can't hear you !
My elephants got no trunk ?How does it smell ?Terrible !
What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !
How do you know that peanuts are fattening ?Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?