Dog Jokes And Funny Stories
Why did the dog's owner think his dog was a great mathematician?When he asked the dog what six minus six was, the dog said nothing.
What kind of dog always needs a shave? A bearded collie!
What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?You should know more than your dog.
What did the dog use to make his kite?Flypaper.
What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?A dog.
What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog ?Chump chops !
Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?Because then it would be a foot.
What is a dog's favourite sport ?Formula 1 drooling !
Which dog looks like a cat?A police dog in disguise.
What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684?The wrong answer.