Dog Jokes And Funny Stories
What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !
Which dog looks like a cat?A police dog in disguise.
How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?Put him in your back yard.
How can you tell a dog from an elephant?The elephant remembers.
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date's door. She opened it and was as beautiful and charming as everyone had said. "I'll be ready in a few minutes," she said. "Why don't you play with Rollo while you're waiting? He does wonderful tricks. He rolls over, shakes hands, sits up, and if you make a hoop with your arms, he'll jump through." The dog followed Paul onto the balcony and started rolling over. Paul made a hoop with his arms and Rollo jumped through -- and over the balcony railing. Just then Paul's date walked out. "Isn't Rollo the cutest, happiest dog you've ever seen?" "To tell the the truth," he replied, "he seemed a little depressed to me."
What is a Chihuahua's favorite sport? Miniature golf!
A man was very proud of his guard dog, he would leave it to roam free in the garden to sow the world his house was guarded. One day a woman knocked at his door. "Is that your big dog outside?" Wondering how she had got past him he said "Yes why?" She said I'm sorry but my dog just killed him!" "What??" Roared the man "What kind of dog have you got??" "A Peke" Replied the woman. "A Peke??? how could that little thing kill my big fine guard dog?" "I think it got stuck in his throat!" Replied the woman.
What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of? A Doberman puncher!
Why did the dog's owner think his dog was a great mathematician?When he asked the dog what six minus six was, the dog said nothing.
Q: Why does a dog wag it's tail? - A: No one else will do it for them