Dog Jokes And Funny Stories
Alsation: Was your master playing catch with you? Chihuahua: No, I was playing throw with her!
Which dog is always without a tail?A hot dog.
How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?He used a skeleton key.
What is black and white and red all over? A Chihuahua in a tuxedo that tripped into a jar of salsa!
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ?Terrier-fied !
What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian? A spot-weiler!
Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for a grape?He was colour-blind.
How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?He foamed at the mouth.
Where do Eskimos train their dogs ?In the mush room !
Q: Why is a dog's nose in the middle of it's face? - A: Because it's the scenter.