Dog Jokes And Funny Stories
Why did the dog's owner think his dog was a great mathematician?When he asked the dog what six minus six was, the dog said nothing.
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What kind of dog always needs a shave? A bearded collie!
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What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?You should know more than your dog.
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What did the dog use to make his kite?Flypaper.
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What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?A dog.
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What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog ?Chump chops !
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Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?Because then it would be a foot.
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What is a dog's favourite sport ?Formula 1 drooling !
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Which dog looks like a cat?A police dog in disguise.
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What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684?The wrong answer.
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