Dog Jokes And Funny Stories

Why did the thoughtful father buy his six children a dachshund?He wanted a dog they could all pet at once.

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What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ?A jet setter !

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What kind of dog chases anything red ?A bull dog !

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What is black and white and red all over? A Chihuahua in a tuxedo that tripped into a jar of salsa!

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Q: Why does a dog wag it's tail? - A: No one else will do it for them

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What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684?The wrong answer.

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Q: What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper? - A: RUFF!

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What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?Put him in your back yard.

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What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection? A pointer!

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