Dog Jokes And Funny Stories
What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball? The Philadelphia Beagles!
What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?Wire haired terriers !!
What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road? Look out for the mice!
What wears a black, white, and tan coat but has no hair? A bald beagle!
What do you call an alcoholic dog ?A whino !
Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua? It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.
How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer? With dog diskettes!
When does a dog go "moo" ?When it is learning a new language !
A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was exhibiting an extraordinary performance. "That is a very smart dog," the man commented. "He's not so smart," said one of the irked players. "Every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail."
Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks? Because their heads are so close to their bodies!