Dentist Jokes And Funny Stories

believe that the members of the dental profession are the only men who can tell a women to open or close her mouth and get away with it.

What is a dentist's office?A filling station.

While I was waiting to see the dentist, a woman came out of his inner office smiling. Nodding to me, she said, "Thank goodness my work is completed. I'm so glad to have found a painless dentist and one who's so gentle and understanding too." When seated in the dentist chair, I related the incident to the doctor. He laughed and explained, "Oh, that was just my Mother."

"Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Good God !" he said startled. "You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen - the biggest cavity I've ever seen." "OK Doc !" replied the patient. "I'm scared enough without you saying something like that twice." "I didn't !" said the dentist. "That was the echo."

What did the dentist say to the computer?...This won't hurt a byte

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?...He braces himself

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?...He was already taking out a tooth

Dentist: Don't worry. I'm painless.Patient: I'm not.

What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth taken out? The dentist.

Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we give no discount for empty spaces when cleaning and polishing teeth Mrs. Borde!"