Dance Jokes And Funny Stories
Which dance will a chicken not do ? The foxtrot !
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Why did the two knives go to the dance together?Because they both looked sharp!
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Q. What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party?A. A One Liner!
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Q. Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast?A. Ihop
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Who is tall, dark and a great dancer ?Dark Raver !
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What is a frog's favorite dance? The Lindy Hop.
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What dance did the Pilgrims do?The Plymouth Rock.
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Q. What do you call a one legged linedancer?A. Eileen (I Lean)
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What do cars do at the disco?Brake dance.
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What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Vaults.
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