Dance Jokes And Funny Stories
Q. What do you call a one legged linedancer?A. Eileen (I Lean)
Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a row." Doctor: "Hold it, Andy. That doesn't sound so terrible." Andy: Oh yeah? In the dream, I was the third girl from the end."
What did the overweight ballet dancer perform ?The dance of the sugar plump fairy !
Which dance will a chicken not do ? The foxtrot !
Why did the two knives go to the dance together?Because they both looked sharp!
What do cows like to line dance to ?Any kind of moosic you like !
What dance do you do when summer is over?Tango (tan go).
What dance did the Pilgrims do?The Plymouth Rock.
What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?The conga !
What do cars do at the disco?Brake dance.